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More about Neighbors from Hell:
‘Neighbors from Hell’, starring Patton Oswalt, Will Sasso, Molly Shannon and more premiers June 7th on TBS. When Satan learns that Petromundo, a huge global conglomerate, has created a super-drill that could potentially burrow to the center of the earth and expose Hell, he sends one of demons to eliminate the problem. The demon is Balthazor, a good-natured, low-level torturer who has amassed an encyclopedic knowledge of the human condition thanks to his love of classic TV sitcoms.
Balathazor and his family head to earth with one mission: to blend in with the humans and figure out how to destroy the drill, thus protecting Hell. More accustomed to life in the nether regions, the Hellmans try to follow the rule of SNORFIN–”seem normal and fit in”–but they quickly learn that humans can be more evil than any demon ever could.
Soon, the Hellmans discover that their demonic natures are no match for the twisted ways of their earthly counterparts…
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I have the joy of having partying obnoxious neighbors that live in my neighborhood… and one quiet woman who lives with her animals next door. I’ve never had a problem with that neighbor until this past Memorial Day weekend. After several days of 90 degree heat, I opened the windows to welcome the cooler, fresh air in. Bad move. Seems that my neighbors older dog had DIED during the past two weeks… and along with the cool fresh breeze, a smell of something dead and rotting filled the air. Trying not to lose my lunch, hubby and I spied a dark garbage bag near her outdoor lawn chair. We tried to talk to her, to no avail. Finally, a call to the Animal Control officer had to be made. Our neighbor told her that indeed, her dog had died 2 weeks before, and she was waiting to bury him until AFTER Memorial Day, completely oblivious to the fact that her dear, departed pooch was causing a noxious stench in the neighborhood. Facing fines, she had to bury him that day… hubby, to make up for our lack of a cookout, took me to a local BBQ restaurant. And that night, by the light of the moon, her dog was laid to eternal rest in a shallow grave in front of her porch. We barely talked before, and now, even less. I still haven’t had my cookout, and the neighbors that are a bit rowdy actually came over and cooked on our grill while we were in Central America for the past 19 days. After using our gas, they decided to take the charcoal one-I’ve still got the cover in my back yard, but the bottom half is MIA. I can soon see a fence in my future… maybe electrified lol.
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I’ve never had a neighbor from hell, but I had a roommate from hell – does that count? She ate everyone else’s food, never cleaned anything, refused to address any of the issues, and when we finally sat down and tried to have a conversation about all of this, she threatened to move out and stop paying rent. The rest of us thought that was a great idea, and we said so. So she left, and then complained to everyone she knew that we had kicked her out! Having to pay her share of the rent was worth having her out of the house.
oh… what to say this time… how about the drunken karaoke ‘parties’ with people who sound horrible! and they insist on screaming into the mic which only makes it worse… earplugs included in this prize?? lol
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Well where do I start? Let’s just say that they are dirty and don’t care what they or their yard looks like! They like to drink all hours of the day and leave off fireworks even if it isn’t a holiday. Sometimes they can be heard outside til about 4am!!!!!! Need I say more???
Let me tell you about my neighbors. They moved in a few years ago. About 9 people living in a 2 bedroom, 1,000 sq. Ft. House. A of which are grandchildren & 3 are “adult children” w/ their girlfriends that come & go. They have never orderd garbage pick up, which runs about $80/every 3 months, therfore, we have found them putting their garbage in w/ ours numerous times. There are drugs & police over there all the time. The kids run around the neighborhodd & the grandparents lock the kids out, so we end up feeding them. They have stolen my “goose clothes,” pulled all of my flowers in my landscaping, broken decor in my landscaping, etc. They have asked to borrow my cars, and once I came home & they were in my Jeep taking my jack to use on their car w/out asking. I cannot even begin to explain everything I have been through w/ these neighbors, but I can tell you they are the worst neighbors imaginable!
My neighbors were tolerable for awhile. Yes, they had very loud drunken parties every weekend, but the rest of the time they were quiet. Then he lost his job, and instead of finding another, decided a meth lab would be a great way to make money. They were doing drug deals all day and night. They got vicous dogs, which tried to attack me. I called the pound, but they believed them instead of me. Across the street was a police officer. He just watched the whole thing and did nothing. Did I mention, that we are across the street from a high school? Then the kids started to come over to buy drugs. Finally their power and water got shut off. They left, and homeless people started to move in. The landlord didn’t even come to check on the house for about 9 months. They kicked everyone out. This is a average middle class neighborhood,too.
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I live in a suburb and my neighbors have 3 goats in their back yard! Sometimes they even have a horse back there! They must think that they live on a farm and I am beginning to think we do to because of the flies and smell.
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The neighbor that blew up his house because he was running a meth lab. It was the loudest BOOM I have ever heard.
OMG Kelly…Seriously?!? I can only imagine how loud that boom was!
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we had neighbors who kept their dogs in an outside cage and they barked all day and night.
people across the street yell & scream & swear loudly at each other all hours of the day and night, there’s trash all over the street all the time, their dogs run loose and crap over everyone’s lawns, the police are here at least twice a week
Not necessarily a neighbor from hell, but annoying just the same. I live in a two family house and share an alley with a neighbor who throws their garbage out their second floor window into our shared alley. So once every day or two I hear the ‘plop’ sound and know the garbage is being dropped.
I hate the roommate from hell. She went out drinking all the time our senior year of college while I was trying to save myself from flunking out. I was also broke and she thought it was hilarious to turn the air conditioning all the way down so that it ran all day and night whether or not anyone was there. It was freezing. Needless to say, we didn’t speak after the year was over.
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We live in a condo on the second floor. The neighbors downstairs keep very strange hours. Anyway, the guy thinks he has a wonderful singing voice and turns up the music very loud and signs to it at 3:00 AM. Guess what?
He really can’t sing.
Ahhh yes, neighbors from hell … actually they just moved. we live in a small apartment complex, all adults, they ad 2 small boys and there was no place for them to play so they ran around yelling and crying and would color on the outside walls with crayons, no discipline
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Right now we live across the street with neighbors from hell , last week the ” lady ” of the house came over and b**ched at us that one our dogs took a crap in her yard and one of her kids stepped in it and it wasn’t even one of our dogs it was one of the strays that come on our street . The dog that she says she saw me with taking for a walk wouldn’t even do anything in anyone’s yard . But yet we don’t say anything when her husband sets off illegal fireworks or parks his company truck at home , which he’s not allowed to do in the city, and we don’t complain about the noise when they have parties that last until the crack of dawn. FB fan.I subscribed to your RSS feed.
In one house where I lived, the neighbors had two pit bulls that they left out all day. The dogs would start barking at 6am and would not quit until late afternoon. If I ever went out in my backyard, the pit bulls would be hanging over the fence growling at me showing their teeth. I could not move from that house fast enough!
The worse neigbhors we ever had was a couple who had teenage sons an they liked to toliet paper yards,soap cars ,egg cars,an steal anything that wasnt nailed down,they finally grew up an either injured,in prison an one was killed in a high car speed chase,so they NEVER learned,sadly to say
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I HAVE A NEIGHBOR FROM HELL NOW…HE DRINKS HAS A GIRL FRIEND AND THEY DISCUSS THEIR SEX ON THE PORCH VERY LOUDLY
Have never had a neighbor from hell, but have had a roommate who had taken up residence there. Nothing seemed to impact his less than fastidious habits. So, lifted him up, turned him over, and flushed his head in the toilet. Didn’t change a dadgum thing about him, but made me feel better.
I lived in an apartment where the neighbors below complained if we so much as walked across our floor. Even when we were gone on vacation!
I have a neighbor currently who plays music loud. He uses a Microphone and mixer keyboard.
Our neighbors are from hell. Bitter, angry people. Called the cops on a car in our driveway with an expired tabs, called the cops on the fence we built on our property (to block the view of these idiots). They cackle at people that walk by on the sidewalk, they mowed their lawn during our wedding (it was by the garden in our backyard)…we were shoveling our driveaway on Christmas Eve and the lady started screaming about what idiots we were at us our her window. Lovely, lovely folks….They actually made the old meth dealers we had on the other side look like saints. Karma is good though and their time will come. People can’t be that bitter, angry, evil and black souled without consequences.
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We don’t really have neighbors from hell; but, one time, a neighbor had a graduation party with a dj and underage drinking, cars lining the street up and down that you could barely get through, kids peeing in the street, blasting music until 2:00 p.m. when neighbors started calling up the police.
We had a crazy woman and her daughter live next door to us. They accused us of everything from stealing rocks by their door, to my husband making passes at them. They would stand in between us when we were playing frisbee so we couldnt play. We caught them throwing orange peels on our patio and videotaped it. They were NUTS.
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my neighbor called the city on us 63 times anmd would not stop until the mayor sent them a letter stating they would be charged $200 for every baseless complaint …
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I grew up between a dog that wouldn’t stop barking and a family that tried to make a skating rink in their backyard every winter (and succeeded only in flooding several basements).
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I had a neighbor that would keep all the kids toys that fell in their yard. Mean!!!
Our former neighbor from hell was truly a sociopath. He was in his early 20s, did not work, smoked pot all day in his garage, and lived with his parents. When we complained about the loud music (so loud that our walls were shaking) and asked the cops to pay him a visit, his parents acted as if WE were the ones with the problem. Needless to say, the loser son later clipped all of the flowers off of our rose bushes. And the parents told us “the deer” must have eaten the roses…even though we lived in the city! Needless to say, we moved away from the sociopath and now have wonderful neighbors. Thanks for the chance to win the grill! If we win, we’ll imagine roasting the old neighbor’s #@%&$ (insert body part of your choosing here) over it!
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The neighbors run a day care – kids all over the place. They came in to my backyard and let my dogs out of their dog run. They have turned on my water and left in running all day.
I have neighbors who have sued anyone that has touched a blade of their grass. I call her the wicked witch. We are the only neighbors (so far) that they have not sued. I don’t even know what their house looks like for fear of getting shot at.
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My husband, son, and I moved into a duplex last summer and it was the worst experience of my life! My son was only 1 at the time and he was walking but not that well he had the heavy stomps but it wasnt like we were above someone we were like wall to wall. Anyway no matter what my child did rather it be cry in his crib (he was a baby after all), walk down the hall, make one of those laughing squeals my neighbors from hell would start beating on the walls. It was absolutely horrible, and then they would wait until late at night and turn their radio up as loud as it would go and jump all around the house. One of the girls that lived there worked with my bestfriend and told her she would do this crazy stuff in hopes to wake up my sleeping baby! We were at war the entire 8 months we lived there. I couldnt take it anymore so we broke our lease and moved out. They were the worse neighbors I have ever had. Need I mention that the day before Christmas she knocked on my door and asked me to keep my “brat” quiet on Christmas morning because she was trying to sleep.. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I had a neighbor from hell when my children were young. He drove all the neighbors crazy. He would whistle at all the women. He had dogs that barked all night. He put a light on his roof that blocked everyone’s tv reception. He put a cat trap in his yard with tuna fish and fed the cats to his dogs (he said). He actually trapped my cat(with the cage right next to my fance)and I was able to release the cat.He then sued me for breaking his cat trap and won.He called the police constantly. Someone backed into his driveway and he attacked the driver with a tire iron. The driver turned out to be a lawyer and the neighbor went to jail. His name was Rocky.
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I definately had neighbors from hell. They threw all thier trash in my yard: beer bottles, dog food cans, etc. Music booming at all hours. Threats that included shooting up my mailbox and trash cans. Plus they stood at the property line staring over at the house.
When I was growing up our next door neighbor would call the police if she heard any noise, so lawn mowers, fireworks, loud laughter, etc. was rewarded with a visit from the police who seemed to visit our street at least weekly.
My neighbor’s pit bull attacked our bichon and all they said was that was the way he was and laughed….that was the day we moved in…ugh
WHen I was a kid we had a neighbor who was beating up his mother until my grandfather broke it up
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We live in a condo and our backyard neighbor every Friday evening BBQs. But he always ends up burning the meat. Initially it smells good, but after a while we have to close our windows to try to keep the smell out of our condo.
I think I live next to Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout. They NEVER take the garbage out..well they set it out in their backyard but make it to the curb maybe once every couple of months. It is smelly, fly infested and just plain nasty. Saw a moving truck outside today..hoping they are moving out and someone else isn’t moving in.
My neighbor was great until he let the girlfriend from hell move in. She poured motor oil on my bushes and killed quite a few of them.
My neighbor from hell might appear to be a sweet old lady, but she is so inconsiderate of those around her. She is pretty much confined to the house due to medical reasons, but aquired 2 very large, hairy, aggressive mutts. They rear up as if they are going to attack us every time we go outside and bark at the wind. She also NEVER cleans up after them. They deficate in the corner of her yard closest to our back door and there is a small “hill” there that only goes down with rain. We have to hold our breath and sprint to make it safely to our garage.
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We have neighbors from hell, actually we think they are from another planet, very strange. We live in the country and thankfully our house sits in the middle of 5 acres and so does theirs. It’s supposed to be a restricted area, but they have dogs, chickens, peacocks, cats, and goats. The lady came to my house several months ago b**ching about my dogs being in her yard-I don’t have any dogs. In May she reported me to the police as being a wreckless driver, not sure why. One morning when I was returning home from taking my boys to school she and her husband were walking in the middle of the road and refused to move. I went around them and when I looked back in my rearview mirror, the guy picked up a rock and hurled it at my car, missing it by only about a foot.
We used to live in a apartment building that only had 8 apts so it was a small building. A single man moved upstairs with his 12 year old son.That man had more friends then anyone I have ever seen! He also had a stereo system that shook my whole house When I would go up there to ask him to turn the music down him and his friends would hit on me and tell me to come in and turn it down myself! Then his sister moved in right next door and the fun stared! They were smoking crack and running up and down the stairs day and night.I called the owner and he didn’t believe me.The place finally got raided and they found many drugs and money but never took anyone to jail! they just gave them tickets as the cops said the jails were TOO Full!! I gave notice the next day!!
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Our neighbors from hell live two houses down. I swear they have like 20 cats and 4 dogs. Do they keep their cats indoors in the middle of the city? No, they let them run around outside during the day and just bring them in at night. I like cats, but these cats have decided that my flower bed is their toilet of choice. Gardening is my only hobby, and as a busy working mom, it’s precious to me because it’s something I do just for myself. However, I can’t plant anything without having to dig through piles of cat turds. It doesn’t stop with the cats either. They do keep their dogs inside, but when it’s time for the dogs to poop or pee, do they put them in their backyard? No. They let them run free up and down the street to poop and pee in people’s yards as they please. Our front yard is full of dog crap, and I have scared off their dogs many times mid-dump. And the neighbors will just stand there and stare at me while I’m running their cats and dogs out of my yard. No apologies from them. They just look at me like I’m evil for not letting their animals crap and pee in my yard and flowers. A friend of mine suggested I should start taking my kids to poop and pee in their front yard…
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My neighbors played really loud rap music and had these loud dogs in the backyard that stink the whole place in the summertime.
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ive got a neighbor that likes to get drunk and ride up and down the road on his lawnmower in his boxer shorts singing.